**Race:** Two-Headed Ogre (Ettin Variant) **Gender:** Female **Occupation:** Proprietor of _The Store_ **Location:** Bazaar District, Central Market (Campaign City) --- ### 🧠 Personality & Behavior Grunka and Blibba share a single massive ogre body but possess two entirely different minds—and _very_ different approaches to business: - **Grunka** (Left Head): Gruff, practical, and always watching the bottom line. Grunka handles the ledgers, haggles fiercely, and keeps inventory locked tighter than a dwarven vault. She speaks in short, clipped phrases and has zero tolerance for “nonsense.” - **Blibba** (Right Head): Chatty, nosy, and friendly to a fault. Blibba loves asking questions—_too many questions_—and often forgets what a customer actually came to buy. She decorates their shared side of the shop with ribbons, buttons, and “treasures” that no one wants. Together, they argue constantly, interrupt each other mid-sentence, and often contradict themselves. But somehow, their chaotic dynamic works—and “The Store” is one of the most reliable (if unconventional) establishments in the city. --- ### 🏬 The Store **The Store** is the city’s catch-all, one-stop shop for adventurers, traders, scavengers, and street urchins. There’s no sign out front—everyone just knows it’s _The Store_. The inside is an unpredictable labyrinth of stacked crates, armor racks, potion shelves, forgotten heirlooms, cursed items (clearly labeled), and sale bins marked with “Blibba’s Picks” or “Grunka’s Clearance (No Refunds).” Grunka handles weapons, armor, and supplies. Blibba curates baubles, enchanted trinkets, snacks, and sketchy “healing solutions” with hand-drawn labels. --- ### 🗣️ Common Sayings - **Grunka:** > “Gold first. Talk later.” > “No. That price is final.” > “Blibba, stop touching the explosives.” - **Blibba:** > “Ooooh! Is that blood on your boots? Love it.” > “You remind me of my third cousin! She exploded, but still!” > “This ring? Might be cursed. Or not. Wanna try it on?” --- ### 🛠️ Services Offered - **Gear Sales:** Weapons, armor, adventuring gear. - **Potion Bin:** Wide range of healing and utility potions—results may vary. - **Consignment Table:** Players can sell loot—Grunka takes 10%. - **“Mystery Box Mondays”**: 25 gp for a random item from the back (Blibba’s favorite game). - **Custom Modifications** (with delay): Grunka knows a few blacksmiths and enchanters who owe her favors. --- ### 🐾 Trivia - Blibba once sold a cursed scarf to a noblewoman. The scandal made headlines for a week. - Grunka has an off-the-books “preferred customer list.” She won’t say who's on it. - Their body moves in perfect sync, but only one head can control the left arm at a time—leading to occasional fights over who’s holding the ledger. - Rumors say the two were originally rival ogre sisters, magically fused by an unlucky wizard. Neither confirms this.